Black Cowboy

Black Cowboy is the Most Powerful Wizard Who Has Ever Lived™, the prophesied "Only Important Protector of Humanity That Matters", and a famed inter-dimensional traveler with an endless plethora of skills and knowledge in all fields, including martial arts, every kind of magic that has ever existed ever, and an irresistable sexual prowess amongst men, women, and supernatural creatures. Although he has no direct intention of saving anyone (he oftentimes attempts to do the exact opposite, and frequently harasses witches and wizards to steal their belongings), he more often than not ends up saving entire alternate universes from threats considered otherwise indestructable. He was once able to defeat a basilisk, for example, by looking it in the eyes; the basilisk turned to stone from Black Cowboy's gaze. Accompanying Black Cowboy on all of his ventures is his equally sexy and talented sidekick Jordan, and their magical dog, Dog.